To the pain!
FLAPJACKS: Dog! We must duel! A duel to the death! MGK: How dare you call me a dog! We must duel! To the death! FLAPJACKS: Yes! The Countess’ honour will be avenged! MGK: …wait, what? FLAPJACKS: The...
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FLAPJACKS: So your problem is that nobody likes you and everybody hates you? Is that more or less the problem? It sounds like the problem. MITT ROMNEY: Well, I wouldn’t necessarily say – FLAPJACKS:...
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JEFF (MY BROTHER): So I saw that you had good things to say about New Normal and Go On in your column this week. ME: Well, sorta. They’re both uneven. Comedies generally don’t bust out of the gate on...
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FLAPJACKS: Hey, did you ever see Junior? That movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant? ME: No. FLAPJACKS: I didn’t either. Did they ever explain how the hell he was able to get pregnant without...
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MGK’S BROTHER JEFF: Hey, did you watch Saturday Night Live last night? MGK: No, I was out. JEFF: I meant “did you watch it later, like Sunday afternoon or something.” MGK: Oh. No. JEFF: I wouldn’t want...
View ArticleFar too nice a guy to go through a series of identical boxes
FLAPJACKS: So I hear you’ve been talking about the Dead Space games a lot lately. ME: Well, yes. FLAPJACKS: I hope you have touched upon the most important thing, which is that Dead Space 3 is...
View ArticleSlacktivism – WE HAVE SERIOUS TALK
FLAPJACKS: So everybody I know is putting up red equals signs on Facebook to show that they support gay marriage. ME: Why red? FLAPJACKS: It is the colour of love? ME: It’s also the colour of anger,...
View Articleokay what the hell JJ Abrams
FLAPJACKS: So we have stars. Is this Star Trek? Or Star Wars? MGK: I doubt it. If it was an established franchise this would make sure all the nerds knew it was an established franchise, right? There...
View ArticleWe talk teevee
ME: So I was watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night and FLAPJACKS: Ugh who cares I wanna talk about the Batman show with no Batman. ME: Oh, yeah, Gotham. That sounds a bit odd, doesn’t it? FLAPJACKS:...
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FLAPJACKS: Hey, do you remember that song “Friday” by Rebecca Black? The really bad one? It was famous. ME: Yes, I remember that song. I have tried to put it well out of mind, but sadly I have failed....
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FLAPJACKS: Let’s make a survival horror video game! MGK: I’ll bring the random assortment of dentist’s tools! FLAPJACKS: I’ll bring the creepy doll’s heads! MGK: Don’t forget to smash ninety percent of...
View ArticleEnjoy My Recycled Content!
I did promise that I’d be providing you with content every week in between Race posts, because as much as I love writing them and as much as some of you love reading them there’s definitely a...
View ArticlePOLITICAL DELIBERATION
FLAPJACKS: How do we stop Trump? Oh god how do we stop Trump? MGK: First off, how would “we” do anything like that? FLAPJACKS: Don’t laugh. If we don’t stop Trump, we’ll have to move to Canada! MGK: We...
View ArticleWhy Marvel and I Don’t Hang Out Much Anymore: An Interview With Myself
Hello internetters, it’s Justin again, recently returned from a self-imposed comics blogging hiatus, and I wanted to talk to you about Marvel Comics. What are the odds, right? I didn’t mean to leave it...
View Articleit’s my own fault for installing WordPress
“CLARISSA”: Hi! I saw your blog mightgodkingdotcom and we think it’s great! We’d like to open up a dialogue where you would host a sponsored post about HOT AIR BALLONS. Do you think your readers would...
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